Tuesday 13 September 2016

Crybaby American football players refusing to stand for the US national anthem need a lesson in true class from Usain Bolt

Ungrateful wretch
The protests started with the San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick, who apparently wants to complain about racial inequality, which has evidently forced him and an enormous number of other black athletes to become unfeasibly rich and famous. I'm sure we all feel their pain and sympathise with how they've suffered under the jackboot of American racism.

Whatever, Kaepernick and a number of other wildly privileged NFL goofballs have decided to disrespect their own country by scrambling aboard the tawdry Black Lives Matter bandwagon which - among its many other accomplishments - has succeeded in turning Baltimore into even more of a lawless hellhole than it was before. Quite an achievement! (You can read about these assorted wannabe SJWs here.) Meanwhile, at the London Olympics, a Jamaican - who happens to be the fastest man on the planet, and probably the greatest sprinter of all time - demonstrated how a true sportsman should behave:


It's not even his country's national anthem. Top man.

Meanwhile, South Park returns with a new series this week. It'll make uncomfortable viewing for Colin Kaepernick and the twits who support his "stand":


All rise and sing: 
Colin Kaepernick is great 
Cops are pigs, cops are pigs 
Wait, someone just took my stuff, I need to call the cops 
Oh no, I just said cops are pigs 
Who's gonna help me get my stuff? 
Why did I listen to Colin Kaepernick 
He's not even any good 
Oh, I just got all my stuff back 
Cops are pigs again, cops are pigs 
Colin Kaepernick's a good backup
By the way, Kaepernick's mother was white. His African-American father buggered off before he was born, and he was adopted by a white couple, who raised him as the youngest of their three children. 

Don't mention it, Col.


5 comments:

  1. I think one of the most tasteless acts of the entire "Black Lives Matter" bollocks was the copycat demo outside Brixton police station. This bunch of gormless grievance mongers chose to protest about police brutality towards blacks a a couple of days after a mass shooting by a black racist that murdered five American coppers.
    These people seem to have no sense of irony, taste or decency.

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    1. You'll enjoy this, if you haven't seen it already:

      "A University of Houston grad student active in the local Black Lives Matter movement is suddenly all for police patrols in his neighborhood — after he was robbed at gunpoint outside his apartment.

      Jerry Ford Jr., described as one the leaders of the BLM movement on campus, tells KTRK that he spotted the young man loitering outside his apartment one evening last week but thought little of it. But when he went to unlock the door, the man pulled a gun and stole Ford’s wallet and cell phone."

      The mugger was black, apparently. If Jerry keeps his eyes peeled at the next BLM anti-police riot he organises, he'll probably spot his assailant in the crowd, but asking the police to apprehend his assailant might prove a bit tricky - a true 21st Century Social Justice Warrior conundrum.

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  2. Judging by the photograph Mr Kaepernick is only a few chromosomes short of being a Cyclops. If the eyes are windows to the soul there doesn't seem to be anybody in?

    "Black Lives Matter." I wonder if Kaepernick is aware that the motto of the French Brotherhood of the Knights of the Blood Pudding is "Black Pudding Matters" [perhaps he is a brother already?] or that Arthur Balfour, top-notch Scottish politician and prime minister, once famously said:
    " Nothing matters very much and few things matter at all". Give us a bloody break!

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    1. Paisano's - a pizzeria in Albuquerque - got into trouble for putting up a sign reading "BLACK OLIVES MATTER". It made me laugh - but I doubt if Cyclops found it funny.

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    2. In the 1970s Captain Birdseye brandished a frozen cod piece and asked "Does the Batter Matter, shipmates?" and he received a resounding "Yes". Now that was a good slogan.

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